~*~ BONK ~*~

Arithmetic

+ - * / % **

Drunk Math NEW

~+ ~- ~* ~/ ~% ~**
same ops, ±5% wobble

Comparison

== != < > <= >=

Logic

&& || !

Values

true false "strings" 42

Vibecheck NEW

vibecheck → random bool
nondeterminism as a feature

Please REQUIRED

all expressions must end with please
or bonk will refuse to help

Examples

2 + 2 please
let x = 5 in x * 2 please
if vibecheck then "yes" else "no" please

Objects

user.name please (via context JSON)

Strings

"hello" + " world" please